diff --git a/roles/nextcloud/README.md b/roles/nextcloud/README.md
index f4cafa9..5d16488 100644
--- a/roles/nextcloud/README.md
+++ b/roles/nextcloud/README.md
@@ -14,11 +14,6 @@ backends.
   LDAP via `occ` — every setting is read first and only written when
   the stored value differs, so re-runs don't churn
 - Sets up notify_push (when enabled)
-- Applies an in-container PHP source workaround for the upstream
-  `UserConfig::getValueBool` TypeError (nextcloud/server#59629, fixed in
-  master via PR #59646 with no stable33 backport before 33.0.4).
-  Idempotent via grep guard; remove the patch task once
-  `nextcloud_image` is >= 33.0.4.
 
 ## Requirements
 
diff --git a/roles/nextcloud/tasks/main.yml b/roles/nextcloud/tasks/main.yml
index c43bc4d..e33088b 100644
--- a/roles/nextcloud/tasks/main.yml
+++ b/roles/nextcloud/tasks/main.yml
@@ -49,61 +49,6 @@
     project_src: "{{ nextcloud_docker_compose_dir }}"
     state: present
 
-# nextcloud/server#59629: UserConfig::getValueBool() passes a non-string from
-# getTypedValue() into strtolower() under PHP 8.x + OPcache, throwing a
-# TypeError on every authenticated request once user_ldap is involved. Fix
-# is in master (PR #59646) but no stable33 backport landed before 33.0.4.
-# Apply the (string) cast in-container; idempotent via grep guard. Remove
-# this block once nextcloud_image >= 33.0.4.
-- name: Discover nextcloud php containers needing the UserConfig patch
-  ansible.builtin.shell:
-    cmd: >-
-      docker ps --filter "label=com.docker.compose.project={{ nextcloud_docker_compose_dir | basename }}"
-      --filter "label=com.docker.compose.service=nextcloud"
-      --format '{% raw %}{{.Names}}{% endraw %}'
-  register: _nextcloud_php_containers
-  changed_when: false
-
-- name: Check UserConfig.php patch status per container
-  ansible.builtin.shell:
-    # rc 0 -> already patched; rc 1 -> still the unpatched original; rc 2 ->
-    # neither marker present (upstream drift -> the guard task below fails loud).
-    cmd: >-
-      docker exec {{ item }} sh -c '
-      grep -q "strtolower((string)\$this->getTypedValue" /var/www/html/lib/private/Config/UserConfig.php && exit 0;
-      grep -q "strtolower(\$this->getTypedValue" /var/www/html/lib/private/Config/UserConfig.php && exit 1;
-      exit 2'
-  loop: "{{ _nextcloud_php_containers.stdout_lines }}"
-  register: _nextcloud_userconfig_check
-  changed_when: false
-  failed_when: false
-
-- name: Fail if the UserConfig.php source drifted from the expected upstream line
-  ansible.builtin.fail:
-    msg: >-
-      Neither the patched nor the expected original strtolower($this->getTypedValue(...))
-      line was found in {{ item.item }}:/var/www/html/lib/private/Config/UserConfig.php.
-      The nextcloud/server#59629 workaround can no longer locate its target — the upstream
-      source likely changed. Re-verify whether the fix shipped (then drop this block) or
-      update the sed expression. Silently skipping would let the TypeError regress.
-  loop: "{{ _nextcloud_userconfig_check.results }}"
-  loop_control:
-    label: "{{ item.item }}"
-  when:
-    - item.rc | default(2) == 2
-
-- name: Apply UserConfig::getValueBool string-cast workaround
-  ansible.builtin.shell:
-    cmd: >-
-      docker exec {{ item.item }}
-      sed -i 's|$b = strtolower($this->getTypedValue|$b = strtolower((string)$this->getTypedValue|'
-      /var/www/html/lib/private/Config/UserConfig.php
-  loop: "{{ _nextcloud_userconfig_check.results }}"
-  loop_control:
-    label: "{{ item.item }}"
-  when:
-    - item.rc | default(2) == 1
-
 - name: Wait for Nextcloud to be ready
   ansible.builtin.shell:
     cmd: docker compose exec -T nextcloud php /var/www/html/occ status --output=json